Russia’s New Voicemail: “Press 2 For Services Of Russian Hackers, Press 3 For Election Interference”

With the Russian election hacking scandal having gone from the merely strange, to the bizarre, to the ironic, to the McCarthyist, and most recently, jumping the patently absurd shark – as of last night, anyone who is against Hillary is “influenced by Russia” according to a former Clinton advisor – Russia decided to have some fun at the expense of US paranoia.
On Saturday, the ministry posted the following audio file of the “new” automated telephone switchboard message for Russian embassies.
“You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers press 2. To request election interference, press 3 and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls are recorded for quality improvement and training purposes.”
Russian MFA developed automated voicemail system – please listen (Russian, then English) and tell us your opinion. Feedback appreciated! — Russian Embassy, UK (@RussianEmbassy) April 1, 2017

This post was published at Zero Hedge on Apr 1, 2017.